Antibiotic

Let me just preface this with two statements. One: I'm not very attentive to housecleaning-type stuff on my very best of days. Two, I'm more than just a little distracted by life right now so I'm not IN my best of days lately.

Sooooooo... I'm making breakfast this morning. Two fried eggs, turkey bacon and a whole wheat English muffin. I put the turkey bacon on the plate and put it in the microwave. Then pull out a wheat English muffin. It feels really stiff. I look it over and it looks okay so I use the fork to poke it some and pull the halves apart. Then I put them into the toaster and hit the button.

Cook the eggs... blah, blah, blah... eat my breakfast... blah, blah, blah............

So I go to clean up a bit. I go to close the bag of the English muffins. And that's when I notice. The ones in the deepest part of the bag... are about THIScolor (more gray though- think Frankenstein's monster color, just less lively looking).

Yeah. COVERED in mold.

I spent ALL dang day thinking about this. I'm not happy at all. I don't even know why I'm sharing this story other than to say "Look at ALL of your English muffins before consuming the one at the end of the bag."

Not a bad moral to take from it, I suppose.

Labels: food, gross, weirdness